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The Cottage Witch
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Tips to Inform In case your Subsequent-Door Neighbor is a Witch
Fifty surefire the right way to discover Paganism with no need to hotel to a dunking stool or wart-inspection.
1 Under no circumstances places any garbage out on refuse-assortment day. I suggest, recycling and composting is ok, yet that you can take it too some distance.
2 You casually ask what section the moon is in, and he or she tells you right down to the precise collection of days, hour and minute of increasing, place on horizon, and recent attitude of declination.
three Your entire stray cats locally are likely to congregate in her lawn (and use your personal as their clutter).
four A screech owl has selected the lamppost outdoors her condo as its fashionable calling-publish. It is simply while it can be getting hot at night time and also you prefer to sleep with the window open.
five Does not shrink the weeds in her backyard; correctly it seems to be extra like she's cultivating them. Of course, you get the seeds wafting over onto your pristine garden.
6 So much of her outfits at the wash line are black.
7 The native little ones communicate in whispers as they cross prior her condominium, then leap going for walks on the remaining second.
eight No one trick-or-treats her space; no longer after the incident whilst the teenagers' costumes had been much less frightening than hers whilst she opened the door to them. (She used to be embracing the Crone that yr little doubt!) for women over 40
nine Footprints at the roof. And the bushes in her flight-course were pruned down. I swear that's top!
10 She will't even make an effortless sandwich with out including contemporary herbs to it. And do not ask her for a cup of tea until you wish to have some thing yellow coloured and smelling of plant life.
eleven She rarely receives spam. You ask her what her key is and she or he confides that she returns it to sender a Mar writing whatever thing on it in abnormal curly writing.
12 Once you pop round the corner for a talk, the kettle is usually already on.
thirteen The Jehovah's Witnesses not at all name (now not anymore; now not after the ultimate time
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14 Continues the neighborhood scented-candle store solvent.
15 Has a pond filled with frogs (and also you have not visible that bothersome double-glazing salesman round for a long time).
sixteen She's constantly smiling, darn her!
17 She is going dressed as everyday to a Hallowe'en fancy costume birthday party; and wins first prize.
18 Her home consistently smells of incense.
19 Has named her 4 cats Beelzebub, Kali, Diana, and Moonbeam.
(Or her rats Devon and Cornwall)
20 Her bumper decal reads "I brake for toads."
21 Regularly receives raided with the aid of the drug squad who confiscate quite a lot of dried efficient leaves; they invariably go back them with apologies after diagnosis.
22 At Christmas, it sort of feels like part the backyard has been moved into the home.
23 You usually pay attention the sound of making a song and dancing throughout the wall. Once you appearance out of the window, it is often an entire moon.
24 She was once given a bodhram drum for her birthday. And she or he performs it in the dead of night within the fields. And she or he's bought a blasted tambourine.
25 You find that her practical resin cranium decoration in her front room, definitely is proper.
26 You seize her washing a crystal ball in addition to the dishes.
27 She wears numerous silver jewellery, even if doing the gardening.
And bat jewelry for goodness-sake.
28 You knock on her door and she or he solutions it bare excluding a toweling gown. You express regret for annoying her inside the tub, yet be aware that her hair is not rainy.
29 Frustrating tendency to hum rather a lot. What is she acquired to be so pleased approximately, huh?
30 She has a tame robin which may devour from her hand inside the lawn.
That cannot be normal.
31 By no means catches a chilly, however she walks barefoot regularly -Inside the snow besides.
32 Does not kill spiders. No longer even monstrous bushy lengthy-legged ones that all of the sudden seem to be from the waste-pipe when you're having a tub.
33 She listens to what you assert like she if truth be told cares.
34 She has a large number of feminine neighbors who come around each few months.
If you happen to ask what they stand up to, she tells you that they only have desserts and ale and an incredible natter.
35 You trap her hugging a tree.
36 Her dinner-set is adorned with Celtic styles.
37 She has a mail-order account with a semiprecious gem wholesaler.
38 You spot that the parish priest crosses himself each time he walks prior her home.
39 She certainly not watches tv. And she or he has cabinets stuffed with books with black spines and silver-lettered titles.
forty For your assured expertise she hasn't ever set foot inside the regional church. In reality, you've gotten heard rumors that she has been barred from it.
forty one She makes jars of quince and mandrake delight in for the girls's Institute espresso morning jumble sale.
forty two You ask to borrow a pack of playing cards for an impromptu bridge night, and there are seventy eight inside the pack.
forty three You've not at all universal her to go to her GP.
forty four For those who speak along with her, she continues eye touch always.
forty five Expectant moms are perpetually travelling her. Additionally girls who was expectant moms a month after vacationing her.
forty six You ask her for concepts for great walks within the discipline, and so they all move due to stone circles and unusual earth mounds.
forty seven She in simple terms buys biological. And also you simply guess that she's a vegetarian besides. (Smartly, possibly no longer strictly vegetarian....)
forty eight In the event you ask her approximately her excursion plans, she tells you she's going to be camping out in a teepee inside the Brecon Beacons.
forty nine There are not any mirrors in her space. Or clocks.
50 She tells you that she is popping out of the broom closet, joins Witches' Voice and erects a stained-glass pentacle window in her entrance door. Ooo what a giveaway!